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Running Joke

Shaggy — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:12:32 +0000

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, “What are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!”

His friend replies, “I don’t have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!”

Women

Shaggy — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:34:48 +0000

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Charlotte Whitton

Sounds like trail running

Shaggy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:33:02 +0000

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Douglas Adams

Time

Shaggy — Wed, 27 May 2009 13:21:40 +0000

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Steven Wright

Quotations

Shaggy — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:48:50 +0000

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success

Shaggy — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:42:24 +0000

If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

Bill Lyon

Perspective

Shaggy — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:12:50 +0000

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Abraham Maslow

Quotations

Shaggy — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:15:45 +0000

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.

Marlene Dietrich

Ability

Shaggy — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:39:26 +0000

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.

Malcolm Forbes

Chasing dreams

Shaggy — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 04:32:31 +0000

There is no telling how many miles you will have to run to chase your dreams.

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